10 Wild Outside Bets To Win WWE Royal Rumble 2021
7. Eva Marie
"This attractive large-breasted wench will never have sex with me, she symbolises all the other women who will never have sex with me, and so she must pay! She will pay with my jeers!"
Those were the words of every hardcore wrestling fan who almost certainly used a sock to wipe away something other than their tears in the aftermath of a conniption fit. These people despise Eva Marie. "But she's not a real wrestler!" they pout, those famous grapplef*ck buffs, those famous Kiyoshi Tamura aficionados.
Heavily rumoured to make her return to WWE, Eva Marie is the logical conclusion to the company's primary marketing strategy of 2020. In a desperate bid to grab the attention of the audience, WWE has gone full clickbait. Eye For An Eye. The Risk Is Worth The Reward. And, with SummerSlam's tagline - You'll Never See It Coming! - WWE effectively treated its pay-per-view model as if every Network chapter was a pay-per-click slideshow. At this rate, get ready for WWE WrestleMania 37: Doctors Were Baffled When They Saw This.
Eva Marie is thumbnail gold. Her dismal local competitor wins dwarf the YouTube numbers generated by the Class of 2020.
It's not not happening.
Probability: 55%