10 Worst Acted Moments In WWE History

4. Eva Marie Makes A Name For Herself

Eva Marie Total Divas debut
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During her highly improbable four years on WWE's books, Eva Marie managed to raise her wrestling game to a level similar to that of an antique grandfather clock, or a broken deckchair. The All Red Wrecking Ball's complete lack of in-ring acuity could possibly have been forgiven had she possessed charisma and acting ability outwith a primary school nativity play, but alas, Marie could hardly have portrayed a convincing sheep amongst the infants.

Marie cleared up any lingering speculation over the real reason John Laurinaitis had hired the ex-fitness model during her debut promo, when she demonstrated all the electric personality of an old shoe. As the cast of 2013's Total Divas was being introduced to the wider world, Marie pounced on her opportunity to tell everybody, in a tone flatter than Triple H's ass, that she was there to make a name for herself. She then clipped the licentious Jerry Lawler with a slap that'd struggle to stun a fly.

This, arguably, was the apogee of Eva's acting.

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