10 Worst Crossovers In Wrestling

9. Santa Claus

Some would argue Santa Claus should be excused from this list, as we could chalk his appearce up to (within the context of a storyline) WWE putting a guy in the red suit to make the kids happy, except this version of St. Nick had magical powers that directly changed the life of a wrestler forever!

You see, when Hornswoggle came to WWE he was unable to talk. He could only grunt, and seemed to have the intelligence of a bag of potatoes. But that all changed one fateful night when he met Santa. Hornswoggle was trying his best to relay his one wish (because Santa grants wishes in WWE’s world?), only the big guy couldn’t understand what he was saying.

Luckily a pantsless Sheamus cleared things up. One magical hug later and Hornswoggle could clearly thank him verbally. It was a touching, beautiful moment that was also terrible. However, it also opened up a bunch of disturbing new questions. Since Santa was clearly Mick Foley (who teleported at the end of the segment)...does that mean he has magic powers? Why did he never use them in any of his matches? And why did he stop at only helping one person?

There were so many things he could have fixed in WWE. Shame on you Foley Claus.

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