10 Worst Decisions We Have Made As The Authority Of WWE
7. Just Had Lacey Evans Walk About A Bit
Lacey Evans was a bizarre choice, admittedly.
She hasn't yet mastered the basics, and a multi-million dollar training facility staffed by several genius wrestling minds probably is the best place for her, as opposed to the harsh, stigmatising glow of mainstream international television. She fell over a few times at the Royal Rumble, but you guys, her legs are really, really long. It doesn't matter that they throw her off balance, they're hot! And she has a background as a U.S. Marine we can market under the guise of...a...southern belle character?
We f*cked it, OK?
We f*cked it.
But here comes the genius part. She can't wrestle to standard, so we just don't have her wrestle. She walks to the ring, and then back up the ramp again. Look, it's either this, or have Baron Corbin work 25 minutes instead of 20. We think we can all agree that this is the best compromise. We can't exactly write her off. She's here now, and Kurt Angle hasn't retired just yet. We don't have a surplus of milk cartons across which we can plaster her missing face, because we're using the spares to locate Alicia Fox.
We should have some more by mid-April, but we'll need those to find Heavy Machinery in a few weeks.