10 Worst Uses Of Face Paint In Wrestling
8. The Blue Meanie
The Blue Meanie was no doubt capable of entertaining, but man, was his look ever phoned in. No trunks, no design except for a theme colour, and an all-around irksome physical presence in desperate need of dressing-up that never came.
But the thing that really brought the whole jerkwad aesthetic together was his “face paint,” which is to say the sunglasses he had drawn on his face. Sometimes you wonder if that famous beatdown he received from JBL was just a natural outcome of having such a punchable, kickable, chairable countenance.
Those aren't sunglasses, you say? It's actually supposed to be a black eye mask à la the Lone Ranger? Well, that changes everything…
‘Everything' still means ‘nothing,' right?