For a show synonymous with Halloween, its only appropriate that Halloween Havoc 1995 was the debut of one of the most terrifying creatures to ever stalk mankind. For the main event of this show, even though Hulk Hogans opponent had already proven himself invincible after being TOSSED OFF THE ROOF OF THE ARENA earlier in the evening and then returning for his championship match, The Giant still had the odds stacked in his favor by his manager, Kevin Sullivan. After interference from several different parties, this creature from the very tissue paper fabric of our nightmares made its way to the ring. THE YEEEEH-TAAAAY! But this was no ordinary elusive ape-like biped, this wasa mummy. Yes, you read that right. Someone at WCW got a Yeti confused with one of the most easily identifiable monsters of all-time, and took 7 tall Ron Reis and wrapped him in toilet paper. But that wasnt even the worst of it. During the climax of the match, The Giant and The Yeti combined their massive manmeat and sandwiched The Hulkster between their bodies, dryhumping the lifeforce from his prayer-and-vitamin-fueled frame, all the while the announces screamed that this was the end of Hulkamania. It was the most awkward scene, with two huge men, one of whom was coated in Charmin, smothering their rival like they were trying to ward off a bout of hypothermia, and a moment that still brings a derisive laugh to this day.
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