10 Worst Wrestling Storylines Right Now
4. Ricochet's WWE Heavyweight Title Challenge
WWE: Ricochet is a real-life Superhero! Ricochet is a real-life Superhero! Ricochet is a real-life Superhero! Ricochet is a real-life Superhero! Ricochet is a real-life Superhero! Ricochet is a real-life Superhero! Ricochet is a real-life Superhero! Ricochet is a real-life Superhero! Ricochet is a real-life Superhero! Ricochet is a real-life Superhero! Ricochet is a real-life Superhero! Ricochet is a real-life Superhero!
Ricochet: I'm just a guy with determination.
This was infuriating; not only did WWE replace something annoying with something counterproductive, they reimagined Ricochet from 'guy who is spectacular' to 'guy who is small, but tries really hard' on the eve of his biggest ever match - in addition to handing him leftover Shorty G promo material. This is how Vince McMahon perceives performers who are not nine feet f*cking tall. They are plucky! They are motivated! They know the odds are stacked against 'em, but by God, they'll try!
And they'll prove they can do it by defeating the closest thing to a Brock Lesnar - Bobby Lashley - because your imagination is so piss poor that you can't even conceive of the possibility that this tiny little man can actually beat somebody bigger than him!