10 Worst WWE Summerslam Matches Ever

4. Summerslam 2009 - Kane vs. The Great Khali

This was yet another match where Jim Ross was apologizing for it before it even began. For this match, he used his favorite expression of describing a match as "bowling shoe ugly", which is a good hint to go to the bathroom or fast forward the DVD. Since this is a newer match, we obviously don't need to go over the back story of each man but anyone who knows anything about wrestling knows that the Great Khali is absolutely terrible. I mean, the guy is gigantic and moves like he's stuck into the ground. Bending over is an exercise in futility, he can't even throw a punch, and his offense looks like it has the intensity of a large six year old child. At this point in his career, Kane is a complete shell of his former self and I honestly don't even know what purpose he actually serves. The match between these two was so bad at it would actually be boring to recap it. The guys moved in slow motion, throwing kicks that missed by a mile and throwing punches that couldn't dent a piece of paper. Khali's selling was an absolute joke with him looking like he was actually smiling through certain parts of the match, even though he was supposed to be feeling pain. Jim Ross and Todd Grisham actually started to mock the match about halfway through it and even the big boots looked like crap. Finally, Kane went low with a dropkick and hit a DDT, thankfully, for the pin.
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