10 Wrestlers That Can't Exist In Real Life

3. Triple H

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For the longest time now, Triple H has been pitched as the man that should take over WWE if and when Vince McMahon shuffles off this mortal coil. Plenty argue it should have already happened. Is more evidence required to highlight why 'The Cerebral Assassin' cannot possibly be part of the proletariat?

A mastermind for good and evil in his career, Hunter had a head for the game long before he named himself in honour of it, hiding in plain sight as Shawn Michaels' cleaner friend that would do the jobs his best buddy wouldn't. A victory for his loyalty and foresight, 'The King Of Kings' became too good to be denied (for about a year) then forged an entirely new path as a future heir.

Alongside wife Stephanie McMahon, he's tried and occasionally succeeded to put a human face on "nnnnnDadddddddddd"s organisation, but his own one has weathered significantly under the ridiculous pressure that puts on somebody. At some point he made the choice to submit to that, unending riches be damned.

Nobody in his position can ever have their feet on the ground - he's never off that f*cking jet.

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