10 Wrestlers Who Are The Worst In The World At Exactly ONE Thing
1. Stephanie McMahon: Grasping The Purpose Of Being A Heel
Or, to put it more bluntly, showing ass.
Wrestling is meant to function as an escape from the mundane drudgery of real life as a cathartic and entertaining medium. In her onscreen role as a jobsworth administrator who rarely if ever allowed the audience a semblance of joy, Stephanie McMahon might be the worst heel of all time.
She could have been a brilliant heel. Her excruciating cadence, incredibly smug and aloof facial expressions, and absolute mastery of disingenuous verbiage nearly positioned her as an all-time great WWE antagonist. The only issue - and it's a rather important one - is that she didn't show ass. The only cheek she was interested was on the face of the various wrestlers she slapped f*ck out of.
Yes, she worked a blinder with Ronday Rousey at WrestleMania 34 and yes, she went through a table or two at other 'Mania shows, but who did she think she was: Christmas?
Elsewhere, she negged Mick Foley for a calendar year, made people cry and generally called everybody around her a useless tw*t.
She made Mil Máscaras look like Sean Waltman.