10 Wrestlers Who Are The Worst In The World At Exactly ONE Thing

2. Triple H: Promos

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Right, this might prove contentious.

But.

You can't name more than one Jumpin' Jeff Farmer promo, so he doesn't count. Sid was bad but hilarious. Ditto the British Bulldog. Bray Wyatt might qualify, and as soon as somebody works out what the f*ck he was talking about, that discussion can take place. Claire Lynch was excruciating. The Ultimate Warrior talked absolutely inscrutable sh*te - which is probably just as well, since no impressionable child should have been subjected to his more coherent thoughts - but he engaged the audience.

The fact of the matter is, when you tally up just how long he spent in that very ring, on that microphone, Triple H, beyond a shadow-uh of a doubt-uh, is responsible for most time dedicated to saying the same things over and over again and doing nothing to build his opponents in the history of this business. Matter of fact, he wasn't great before he got the main event spot. Trust him, believe him when he tells you that everything belongs to him.

The fact of the matter is, he just wasn't that damn good at stopping 18 minutes after he'd made his point.

Uh.

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