10 Wrestlers Who Have Suffered The Most Since WrestleMania 34

3. The Bar

Sheamus Cesaro The Bar
WWE.com

What else is there to write? We've used up the only turgid, cynical insight there is to spin when it comes to WWE's fundamental disinterest in tag team wrestling with The Usos. In SmackDown's defence, Sheamus and Cesaro have entered the fabled realm of a programme that does not revolve around the division title.

The prosecution however rests on the notion that this feud revolves around pancakes. The New Day enjoy pancakes. Cesaro and Sheamus, on the other hand, are not particularly fond of pancakes - especially when those New Day pranksters hide them in their gear bags, arf! - but they do appreciate the platform they provide to crack puns, like "you don't stack up to us". This is what passes for storylines in WWE in 2018. The matches might be alright, if homogenised and overproduced, but - and here's another pancake pun, for free - how could you possibly give a toss about this puerile, über-naff storytelling? The Bar no longer set it, having switched to SmackDown. They'll probably get another turn. It's The Club's turn this Sunday.

Everybody gets a turn, like a cake in a pan.

In this post: 
Ronda Rousey
 
Posted On: 
Contributor
Contributor

Michael Sidgwick is an editor, writer and podcaster for WhatCulture Wrestling. With over seven years of experience in wrestling analysis, Michael was published in the influential institution that was Power Slam magazine, and specialises in providing insights into All Elite Wrestling - so much so that he wrote a book about the subject. You can order Becoming All Elite: The Rise Of AEW on Amazon. Possessing a deep knowledge also of WWE, WCW, ECW and New Japan Pro Wrestling, Michael’s work has been publicly praised by former AEW World Champions Kenny Omega and MJF, and current Undisputed WWE Champion Cody Rhodes. When he isn’t putting your finger on why things are the way they are in the endlessly fascinating world of professional wrestling, Michael wraps his own around a hand grinder to explore the world of specialty coffee. Follow Michael on X (formerly known as Twitter) @MSidgwick for more!