10 Wrestlers Who Pooped Their Pants In The Ring

8. André The Giant

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André the Giant and Bad News Allen share a strange and Very Wrestling history of racism and faecal matter.

André once used a disgusting racial slur, you know, the one Vince McMahon said on RAW that time apropos of nothing, in earshot of the Olympian judoka. Pissed beyond rationality, Bad News in the morning after demanded an apology from the man who had once nearly simultaneously drowned Dick Murdoch and Blackjack Mulligan, and the man who was also a giant. André apologised, and that was that. A testament to Allen's nerve and defiance, the Gods did not reward his bravery. The Gods sh*t all over it.

What happened years later wasn't a measure of revenge, but the net result of tequila, a virus, and physical activity. This is far more gruesome - and far more fatalistic - than the majority of the entries on this list; Allen was in position to take André's trademark butt bump, with the back of his head slouched against the middle turnbuckle. It was at this moment, i.e. the worst possible moment, that André lost control of his bowels.

Allen was so repulsed that he escaped to the stands. He was unable to bring himself to finish the match because, and this is disgusting but you did click, and this is your fault, André The Giant's sh*t oozed too rapidly into his face.

Hulk Hogan was just Being Hulk Hogan when he said that André could fill a bathtub with his sh*t "all the way to the taps" - but it probably wasn't a Stone Cold Spray.

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