10 Wrestlers Who Pooped Their Pants In The Ring

7. John Cena

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John Cena sh*ts himself every time he tries to throw a dropkick, but he actually sh*t himself once during a match with Scott Steiner.

Researching this entry was far more disgusting than recalling the details of André The Giant's oozing sh*t smush, because typing the keywords "John", "Cena", and "poop" into Google brings up that time he daubed JBL's limo in the lamest RAW angle of all time. From one shudder to another, we proceed bravely into the story of Cena's mouth-and-ass dilemma in Saskatoon. Or Winnipeg.

Curiously, as we delve deeper, we discover that Cena has switched the location of his accident. On Total Divas, Cena, in response to the story of Natalya urinating on herself (which makes a change from the tears she is usually drenched in), told then-belle Nikki Bella that he "pooped himself once" in Saskatoon.

This contradicted his previous account, to WWE magazine, in which he stated the location as Winnipeg. Perhaps he could only remember that it transpired in a town with one of those funny names WWE will never say out loud when they promote shows there - like "New Jersey", the site of this year's WrestleMania.

Cena claims that he both vomited and "pooped" underneath the ring, blaming food poisoning for the incident we definitely believe happened.

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