10 Wrestlers Who Pooped Their Pants In The Ring
3. Mr. McMahon
Of course, of course.
Mr. McMahon technically didn't sh*t his pants in the ring, but he did wear his sh*t-stained pants to the ring.
Like so much else in WWE, this tale has origins in abject cruelty. Gerald Brisco has a famously weak disposition to bodily fluids, and Vince McMahon loves piss n' sh*t. He doesn't like sneezing. In any event, in a concerted effort to make a longstanding subordinate violently ill, Vince McMahon broke wind in his face. Brisco, as Jim Ross told it to Opie Radio, "almost fell out of his chair, holding his stomach and dry heaving".
Haha! Pal, that is gold. Don't say "I'm feeling sick," Gerry. Pronouns, pal! "The stooge is feeling sick!"
The rib backfired, and, in stark contrast to his treatment of pushes, the COO followed through. He asked Bruce Prichard if the "dookie" was visible - McMahon was up for his onscreen segment - and it was. McMahon, content that his suit jacket just about covered his stained khakis, proceeded with no compunction. The production truck was too frightened to shoot him above the waist, and thus McMahon avoided embarrassment. Triple H, according to Ross, then chased Brisco around backstage with the offending trousers.
Reports also suggest that Triple H screamed "Is this good? Am I in the club now" as he ran around gorilla.