10 Wrestlers You Won't Believe Beat John Cena

Matt Bloom has had more gimmicks in WWE than John Cena has had t-shirt designs. One of his more recent characters was Lord Tensai, a Japanese warrior with symbols written all over his face.

Despite being about as Japanese as a hot dog, Tensai was given a pretty strong push upon his WWE debut in 2012. The highlight of this came on the 16 April 2012 episode of Raw when he faced John Cena in an Extreme Rules match.

Thanks to some help from an interfering David Otunga, Tensai was able to hit the Green Mist on Cena before delivering a huge two-handed choke bomb to pick up the win.

Once again, it took some outside interference to fell Super Cena in this match (as well as a toxic green substance), but, yet again, this was all allowed according to the rules.

However, if this doesn't satisfy you, then you can head back another decade to find a match where Bloom beat Cena clean. Under his "Albert" gimmick, Bloom pinned Cena at a 2002 SmackDown house show, which isn't bad for a man once called "The Hip Hop Hippo".

There, are you happy now?