10 Wrestling Jobbers So BIZARRE They Feel Made Up
6. Bobby Salsa
You know it's bad when you don't even have a profile on popular wrestling database Cagematch.net. Hell, even the guy writing this piece is on there in some form or fashion as a manager and as someone who once won a tag match dressed as Mickey Mouse (you had to be there). WWF stalwart jobber Bobby Salsa though? No such luck.
There is another Bobby Salsa on Cagematch, but not the Bobby Salsa. For info on this guy, you'll have to do a little more digging than usual. Is it worth the time? Nah, not really, but what a name that is. No-one could quite tell if our Bobby was going to start dancing or serve up some tasty cuisine.
His name clearly came out of some pre-internet name generator.
Incredibly, things get even better. A Reddit thread pondered Salsa's fate, and some sleuths in the know shared footage of him elsewhere on the independent scene. According to those folks, Bobby became known (at a low, low, low level) for literally carrying salsa around with him. He'd even force opponents to smell it, as you do.
This is all so ridiculous that it just might be true. If so, then you've got to at least give the man credit for incorporating his fictitious surname into the act. Just as well he wasn't called Bobby Butthole, huh? Things could've been messy. Either that, or he'd have revolutionised the stinkface long before Rikishi did so in the WWF.
Let's move on to someone with an even lamer ring name.