Now, if you're a ring doctor, then generally the wrestlers, fans and staff view you as a friendly face. This should mean that the docs are relatively safe to do their jobs, since the only time they get in the mix is when a superstar is incapacitated somehow. However, there's always the matter of the patient's opponent. Many times, in a scenario when one wrestler has been beaten to the point of immediate medical concern, the one doing the beating is probably none-too-friendly to someone getting in the way and caring for their victim. Or maybe the victim is a bleeding Brock Lesnar, who is known to refuse medical attention in less than gentle fashion. Underwriter's assessment: Considerable risk of aggravated shoving to the side by large, bloodthirsty individuals. Physical attributes in the modest to puny range result in unreasonable risk of twisted ankles, concussions and other fall-related hazards. Not covered while matches are underway.
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Hopelessly unfamiliar with Yellow Submarine.