How many times have we seen WWE's broadcast team standing in front of a flattened pile of boards that had been their announce table only moments prior? Countless? Myriad? The announcers themselves don't run any immediate risk of attack, and thankfully none of them are dumb enough to still be seated when things go boom. Still, there's just something about working under one big breakaway stunt prop that probably makes Maggle and company say a little prayer from time to time. Underwriter's assessment: Job duties carried out in the most hazardous location in the workplace; unusually frequent cases of people propelled with force through perilously nearby furniture. Constant ransacking of audiovisual equipment creates unnecessary electrocution hazards. No coverage on Mondays, Thursdays or Sundays.
CKUT radio host, underground lyricist, Michael Myers scholar and all-around world-class opiner. Signature move: Irony Bomb. Blood type: chai. Never seen in the same place and time as Logic Johnson, former featured columnist for Bleacher Report.
Hopelessly unfamiliar with Yellow Submarine.
