10 Wrestling Moments That Exploited Nostalgia (And Failed)
5. That Strange Shelton Benjamin Business
No, not that two-week period on SmackDown last year in which he smiled mischievously from side to side, but, incidentally, what the f*ck was all that about?
He seemed to allude to a mystery angle of some sort. What did Shelton Benjamin know that we didn't, exactly? The identity of the person who attacked Roman Reigns? A new finishing move? That WWE would pay him millions of dollars over five years just to do four-minute jobs to Eric Young on Main Event?
Almost as strange is WWE's recent use of him: he is, essentially, Brock Lesnar's old OVW tag team partner in the Minnesota Stretching Crew every 19th Monday. Whenever it's a "Brock can't be f*cked" week, but they need to run an angle to advance one of his storylines, Shelton Benjamin is unearthed, wheeled out on television, and soundly beaten up by Seth Rollins or Cain Velasquez or something. This was paid off at the Royal Rumble at least with a quality punchline - Brock naturally didn't care about Benjamin, and likely had no idea he'd even tried to soften his opponents up - but it was cute and ineffective stuff.
The vast majority of fans don't know about their old association because, beyond the odd retrospective Network doc mention, OVW was treated as a second cousin WWE had drunkenly bucked.