10 Wrestling Secrets Hiding In Plain Sight
4. "Stunt Grannies"
Time now for some scintillating cruelty, as pro wrestling sinks its hooks into our most sympathetic sensibilities by paying an elderly lady to get physically threatened by a brick sh*thouse of a colossus.
This particular fan plant is so, hilariously inspired: the elderly have a sort of innocence about them. They are also frail, and thus, are the next best thing to dropping a leg on some toddler's face. The threatened cruelty is so unconscionable that this tactic persevered over years and across continents: the idea of Handbag Vs. 24-inch F*cking Python is such a grotesque mismatch that it melts the hearts of the hardened wrestling fan and compels them to provide a furnace atmosphere.
But, like virtually everything else, it is a sham designed to arouse a reaction...as is this entry, which is a thinly-veiled excuse to hyperlink that clip from an old TV special in which a masked wrestler drops some worker of a granny on her a*se. A stunt granny tried to bray Hulk Hogan on Nitro, once, if that counts. She was the youngest person in the main event segment.
In truth, though, wrestling companies have and continue to plant fans in the crowd to guarantee an embellishment of the desired reaction. Done well, and it adds to the spectacle; done too obviously, as was the case at TakeOver: New Orleans last year, and the artifice detracts from the supposed real-life drama.