10 WWE Angles To Retire John Cena

1. The Rabid Dog

John Cena waves goodbye
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Finally, after years of being cussed out by half the audience, Cena snaps. He turns heel big time, rampaging through the company that made him, tearing apart everything in his way in an outpouring of fury that has been building up for fifteen years of competition. He's unappreciated and denigrated at every turn, and he's sick of it. If the fans want to boo him, he'll give them something to boo.

The WWE's faces ally to put down the rabid dog Cena has become. He tears through them until finally the strongest of their number faces him at the climax.

Whoever has the dubious honour of stopping Cena gets a huge face reaction for defeating the turncoat monster, and Cena himself is finally spent, exhausted, and broken.

He is banished from the WWE like Sauron from Middle-Earth, and retires as the catalyst for a huge storyline that pushes his final opponent to the top of the heap with the visceral fury of its drama.

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