10 WWE Moments That Just Left Us Confused

9. The Undertaker Ascends

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The Undertaker died at Royal Rumble '94, which was careless, particularly as he'd done it once before. The story was that Yokozuna, having been racially abused by a bodybuilder at SummerSlam '93 and then a zombie at the subsequent Survivor Series, was absolutely sick to the back teeth of the near constant xenophobia, so sought to eliminate one of his oppressors come the Rumble, once and for all.

He had his work cut out mind, taking on The 'Taker in the latter's signature casket match. So confident of his charge's victory was Paul Bearer that he wheeled an extra-fat coffin to ringside, tailored for the sumo star. Yoko, quite rightly, thought b*llocks to that, and in a show of heel solidarity, had all his backstage mates steal The Phenom's life-giving urn, before stunningly managing to hoist Undertaker by his own velvet-lined petard. Like all the poor men he'd stuffed into caskets before, the Deadman was, well, dead. No flowe...

Psyche! Suddenly, the video screen switched to the view from inside the box. Somehow, 'Taker was psychically projecting his death rattle from beyond. After popping his clogs, a suspiciously Marty Jannetty-shaped Undie rose to the rafters, after which the coffin exploded.

Heck. Time for the Royal Rumble match, folks!

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