10 WWE Moments We Wish We Could Unsee

6. Vince McMahon, Strange Father

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To say Vince McMahon enjoys the power that comes with being owner of a billion dollar wrestling promotion is an understatement. To wit: off and on for seven years, Vince would program segments in which his employees were forced to kiss his exposed backside.

This was all scripted material, of course, but at the same time, there’s no way around it. These performers were IRL expected to plant a kiss on the naked rump of the weird old man who signs their paycheck.

Some of these were funny - inaugural Kiss My Ass Club member William Regal makes a ludicrous show of it - while others were just sad; Jim Ross and Mick Foley, two men who’d given an immense amount to the business, only to be humiliated for a laugh.

The one we’d like to scrub from our minds, though, involves Shane McMahon. In attempting to induct Shawn Michaels, HBK slips the noose and shoves Shane’s face into his dad’s behind, at length, while Vince gyrates for the crowd, unaware of the familial switcheroo. Whoever’s idea this was, Vince certainly signed off on it - and that’s plain bizarre!

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