10 WWE Stars Who Weren't Allowed To Use Their Own Ideas
6. R-Truth: Something TOO BROAD FOR VINCE MCMAHON
This can't be true.
Holy sh*t.
R-Truth recently appeared on the revelation-fertile Pod of Awesomeness, revealing, incredibly, a certain subtlety on the part of a man who once removed various props from the modelled anus of a Jim Ross doll in a seven-minute segment soundtracked by fart noises...
...a week after Ross underwent colonoscopy surgery.
R-Truth has been afforded creative license to get the 24/7 Championship over - imagine if this were extended to the main event picture, and not some lowbrow comedy that doesn't matter - and attempted to use this in his cameo appearance at Drake Maverick's wedding. He wanted to wear a wedding dress for the gotcha reveal, and Vince said, and his mechanical plane failure b*llocks is more plausible than this, "That sounds like he’s trying to be funny, and tell Truth just be funny".
Vince McMahon rejected an idea because he deemed it unsophisticated, and you thought you'd already read 2019's most unlikely news story.
This man rewrote No Holds Barred and had a guy take a f*cking André The Giant-sized sh*t and then say "doooooookie!"