Since they're all sinking as badly as each other, this three-man stable is going down as one Superstar for the purposes of this list. But good lord, I actually sat through one of the New Day's promos last week. I can't quite remember ever cringing so much, but the television was so tragic I couldn't take my eyes off it. Needless to say it's the last time I won't be fast-forwarding through one of their segments. And what in the world is with Big E's stupid posh accent?! The WWE Universe thinks they suck, too. For good reason. They're consistently encouraging us all to clap, but the New Day are that bad that some would perhaps even prefer picking up 'the clap' over tolerating these guys with a gimmick like this. Sorry for going there. In a sense it's good that WWE have got three talented guys a way of getting themselves noticed on TV, but it's just not working.
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