11 Ups & 3 Downs From Impact Wrestling (Feb 4)

Ups...

11. Cool As A Cucumber

Katie Forbes didn't want to touch Joey Ryan's dong, contrary to what 'The King of Dong Style' may have been saying last week, but Rob Van Dam didn't have a problem touching Ryan. With his feet, that is. 'The Whole F'N Show' attacked Joey backstage, which was perhaps the first time a segment involving Katie Forbes wasn't completely abysmal. What she was saying to Joey was fine. The less said about her kicks though, the better.

Did RVD lose his cool by doing this? According to him, not at all. He's still as cool as a cucumber. Since adopting this new persona of sorts, the majority of Rob Van Dam segments on Impact programming have been on the Down side of this column, but this one was actually half-decent. No major complaints to be noted.

Hurray!