12 Best Songs About Professional Wrestling

9. Art Brut - Unprofessional Wrestling

A lesser-known track from the London-based indie rock group, Unprofessional Wrestling carries a paper thin wrestling metaphor over jagged post-punk rhythms and angular guitars. Just take a look at the lyrics:-

Watch out for stray mattress springs,
That carpet burn, it’s going to sting,
I can wear a leotard if that’s your thing,
We’re unprofessional wrestling.

I don’t even try to stop,
What looks like a Figure Four Leg Lock,
I don’t really care who wins,
We’re unprofessional wrestling.

Well done, lads. Very clever.

Let’s move on...

 
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Andy has been with WhatCulture for eight years and is currently WhatCulture's Wrestling Channel Manager. A writer, presenter, and editor with 10+ years of experience in online media, he has been a sponge for all wrestling knowledge since playing an old Royal Rumble 1992 VHS to ruin in his childhood. Having previously worked for Bleacher Report, Andy specialises in short and long-form writing, video presenting, voiceover acting, and editing, all characterised by expert wrestling knowledge and commentary. Andy is as much a fan of 1985 Jim Crockett Promotions as he is present-day AEW and WWE - just don't make him choose between the two.