12 Best WWE Insults Of 2016

2. "I Don't Give A Sh*t About Your Kids"

Speaking of Brock Lesnar, he was involved in one of the best in-ring segments in WWE all year. Strangely enough it also featured Heath Slater, who was doing his 'hottest free agent' schtick at the time. Slater interrupted Lesnar and Paul Heyman's attempts to hype the SummerSlam match, and despite Heyman's attempts to ignore him the Red Dragon persisted.

Lesnar seemed to show something approaching respect when Slater brought up his kids. Brock is a family man after all: he knows the pain of a father who just wants to provide for his children. The Beast seemed to be on the cusp of humanising himself and giving Slater a chance. He didn't get any further than the cusp however, quickly informing Slater that he "don't give a sh*t about your kids".

No nonsense-cussing-Brock Lesnar is probably the best Brock Lesnar. Slater's reaction was perfect, further showcasing his value as a performer, but this was all about the deadpan violence in Lesnar's words. Moments later, Slater became Suplex City's latest visitor.

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