12 Ways WWE Can Still #FreeWrestleMania From Sucking

4. He Won A Gold Medal With A Broken Freakin' Neck

I'll keep this short and sweet. Kurt Angle, one of the greatest professional wrestlers in the history of the business, is currently a free agent, having just wrestled his final match for TNA. He's been clean for a while now, and he's got a few more classic matches left in him. With their roster as depleted as it is: if WWE don't bring Angle in now that he's free, they are monumental daffodils of the highest order. He could turn up to interfere in the main event. He could be Shane McMahon's secret weapon against the Undertaker. He could take out Lesnar to give Ambrose the win out of nowhere. He could sing a duet with The Rock - I really don't care, but bring him back for a final lap of honour for a year, induct him into the Hall Of Fame in 2017, and then send him to the Danielsons' farm to sleep in the sun and catch rats or something.