13 WWE SummerSlam 2018 Results Predictions

2. Shinsuke Wins, Shakes Randy's Hand

SummerSlam Results Predictions
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Even if Jeff Hardy didn't have one hoof in the knacker yard, we'd be tipping Shinsuke Nakamura for this one. Firstly, it's the obligatory pay-per-view rematch - if you can consider their Extreme Rules contest a match - which formula dictates must close a championship programme, rather than showcasing the challenger in the ascendancy.

Secondly, the potential Randy Orton-Nakamura feud is just too good to pass up. Forget the fact they were briefly friends last year; this one's entirely predicated on the one introducing his hand to people's balls, and the other his balls to people's hands. And they say wrestling angles are dead.

Prediction: It's another slick victory for Nakamura, as Randy Orton continues to be written as bloody weird despite better judgment.

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