13 WWE SummerSlam 2018 Results Predictions

1. Total KO!

SummerSlam Results Predictions
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The idea of Brock beating Roman Reigns again and disappearing until WrestleMania is certainly a highly amusing one, because at this point, really, who the f*ck cares about the stupid jammy belt, but WWE have another trick up their sleeve.

In the words of Justin Roberts: "Kevin! O-woo-ens!"

Owens winning the Money in the Bank briefcase would make his cash-in as crushingly inevitable as the onset of the first World War, so there's every chance the chump will fail, such is his wont. But then what?

Oh, you know what, let's not kid ourselves: it's Roman Reigns.

Prediction: Brock-Reigns IV ends with Kevin Owens beaten by a Superman punch. Funny how that works out.

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