13 WWE SummerSlam 2018 Results Predictions

7. Help A Brother Out?

SummerSlam Results Predictions
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Rumours ahead of SummerSlam - as they have been every show for the past three years - are that a certain Shulk Shogan is waiting in the wings for his big on-screen comeback. Given he's now officially Not A Racist Anymore, it's more likely than ever.

So expect him to be announced as the special guest referee for this tag match, ostensibly handing the challenging trio an advantage courtesy of his sincere compunction.

And then, bam! It's the Ocean Center all over, as Hogan costs The New Day their moment of glory, because he's a racist! Psyche!

Now, obviously we're being heavily facetious here, but since WWE are more tone-deaf than Rebecca Black after an auto-tune malfunction, it could actually happen.

Prediction: The above scenario won't happen, or else we'll just close this site down. But The Bludgeons will still win.

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