Kayfabe Commentaries have put together an entertaining series of shoot interviews called YouShoots, where fans send in written or video submissions of questions to be asked during the session which covers a wide range of topics. Former ECW, WCW and WWE star Perry Saturn emerged from obscurity to participate in one not that long ago, and while he wasnt the most outgoing of subjects, he had a few memorable tales to share. The most memorable of which was probably his description of an adventure he engaged in with his friend and stablemate, Raven. During their time in WCW the wrestlers would spend weeks at a time in Florida for the television tapings and be sequestered with very little to do, so they found ways to entertain themselves. One night Raven and Saturn had invited some strippers up to their room and decided to partake in some outdoor summer fun in the middle of their tiny hotel suite. The two brought out a long tarp used as a slip n slide and disassembled the entire bathroom sink so that they could hook a hose up to it. Once that was done and the water was flowing freely, thats when the real fun began. One of the fully nude strippers was sitting at the end of the tarp while Saturn would lie on his back with a phallic sex toy strapped to his head an object they called The Rhino - and Raven would then launch him down the tarp headfirst toward the ladys nether regions in an attempt to hit the bullseye. When they werent able to generate enough speed from Raven pushing Saturn, they decided to use a fire extinguisher as a booster pack, causing Raven to have difficulty breathing. Security was called due to the room beneath them being flooded and the entire WCW roster was kicked out of the hotel and banned forever.
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