14 WTF Moments From WWE SmackDown Live (April 18)

4. A Case Of The Matt Hardy's

Primo Epico The Shining Stars
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We can only surmise that selling timeshares in the Caribbean has taken an almighty toll on Primo and Epico Colon. Not only do their names sound like products you'd use to clean a bidet, but they've also got a nasty case of the Matt Hardy's and forgot their own gimmick.

Y'see, they're no longer The Shining Stars (WWE think 'The Colons' is more marketable) yet insist on wearing hangover gear from those characters.

Get some new trunks made, you guys must be rolling in money after R-Truth bought into your leaflet campaigning several months ago and hasn't been seen since.

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