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9. Pat McAfee Vs. Austin Theory
It's the unenviable task of Pat McAfee and Austin Theory to have match just about good enough to make you forget that once upon a time the part of Theory might have been played by Vince McMahon.
Their feud is so bizarre as a result, too. The story of the original match presumably had some sort of angle occurring during McMahon's unconventional interview with McAfee. Instead, the two had a cordial back-slapping chat that resulted in the Chairman gifting the SmackDown commentator a spot on the card. Theory taking the match riled up McAfee for reasons and the brawls have been passable, but this is mostly about two things and nothing else:
1) Pat McAfee living something he's said is his lifelong dream, and winning because that's what he does in most endeavours
2) Vince McMahon is going to get kicked in the f*cking head by a former NFL punter, everybody's going to lose their collective sh*t, and Theory's direction is dictated by the old psychopath's rate of recovery.
Hard to watch? Maybe. Impossible to turn away? Absolutely.
Winner - Pat McAfee