Because The Miz's weird, Star Wars-esque garb from the pre-show wasn't enough, more bizarre attire followed when the show kicked off properly, with El Torito coming out to the ring kitted out in a body suit resembling 90s WWE superstar Giant Gonzales. At least this one was more hilarious than odd, because as athletic and in-shape as the little guy clearly is, he's probably not at that level of muscular definition yet. Plus, a dwarf trying to ape such a statuesque, iconic wrestler? Classic.
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