18 HUGE WWE WrestleMania 36 Predictions You Need To Know
13. The Miz & John Morrison (c) Vs. The New Day Vs. The Usos
On we go to yet another match that may be forced to invoke the "card subject to change" disclaimer that appears in the smallest print of every show. 'The Big Dog' giving a big fat "no" to the show resulted in Dana Brooke's absence from the Woman's Title flying under the radar a bit, not that the company have allowed her to fly on it since she engaged in a bit of Twitter with Dave Batista.
Forget the AJ Styles/Undertaker match elsewhere, this is the real boneyard, but the skeletal frames are the dreams of what might have been. Miz won't feature, rendering a relatively meaningless match pointless beyond the pale. The Champions' "hey hey, ho ho" chant was really getting over but that's f*cked without a crowd and 50% of the wrestlers that say it. Kofi Kingston made history last year but now becomes a King Kong Bundy-style trivia note. The Usos are about to have their third WrestleMania match in a row and the third to not remotely register.
Imagine having the gall to call anybody winners in all of this.
Winners - The New Day but do you want some more tag team action with different wrestlers to the ones that had originally been built?! Like your overworked duvet, WWE has got you covered...