18 Image Changes WWE Wrestlers Should Never Have Tried

9. Tale As Old As Time, Song As Old As Rhyme

It€™s never been clear whether Triple H€™s infamous Victorian-style moustache and pork chops combination facial hair was a tribute to his hero Lemmy, or his hero Harley Race. Whichever the case, he held onto the look for an inordinately long time, which sadly gives one the impression that he really liked it. Unfortunately, he combined it with a tendency towards blowdried, flyaway hair, giving the impression that he was either cosplaying the Cowardly Lion from The Wizard of Oz, or starring in a high school stage production of Beauty And The Beast.
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