20 Dumbest Gimmick Matches In WCW History

9. San Francisco 49ers Match

Okay, here it is: the 100% full power, final form, Planet-Namek-is-about-to-explode version of the thing-on-a-pole match. It's a four-corners thing-on-a-pole match, meaning that it has 300% more pole-clambering than every other entry so far. In each corner dangled a box, inside of which was either a usable weapon or the WCW World Heavyweight Championship.

Booker T and Jeff Jarrett naturally wound up opening each and every box, finding:

1. A rubber blow-up doll

2. A framed photo of Scott Hall

3. A coal miner's glove (hey!)

Ultimately, Booker T opened the correct box when diminutive Howard Stern regular Beetlejuice ran in and uppercut Jarret in the taint.

Defining Moment: The look of utter defeat in Booker T's eyes as he holds up a Cosmo Kramer-looking portrait of Scott Hall.

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