20 Dumbest Gimmick Matches In WCW History
9. San Francisco 49ers Match
Okay, here it is: the 100% full power, final form, Planet-Namek-is-about-to-explode version of the thing-on-a-pole match. It's a four-corners thing-on-a-pole match, meaning that it has 300% more pole-clambering than every other entry so far. In each corner dangled a box, inside of which was either a usable weapon or the WCW World Heavyweight Championship.
Booker T and Jeff Jarrett naturally wound up opening each and every box, finding:
1. A rubber blow-up doll
2. A framed photo of Scott Hall
3. A coal miner's glove (hey!)
Ultimately, Booker T opened the correct box when diminutive Howard Stern regular Beetlejuice ran in and uppercut Jarret in the taint.
Defining Moment: The look of utter defeat in Booker T's eyes as he holds up a Cosmo Kramer-looking portrait of Scott Hall.