20 Reasons Why WWE Fastlane 2019 Was An Absolute Mess
12. What's The Point Of The Revival?
... seriously.
Dash and Dawson might be Raw Tag Team Champions, but they're still close to hopeless. Yes, they looked good wrestling Chad Gable & Bobby Roode and Aleister Black & Ricochet last night, and yes, they picked up the victory, but what does any of that matter when the booking team undo it within seconds of the referee's hand hitting the mat thrice?
A Shatter Machine secured The Revival's victory. Afterwards, Roode decided to be a sh*t and attack Dawson for no reason. Black jumped in next, killing Wilder with the Black Mass, before Ricochet flipped off the top with this 630 splash, and that was that. The babyfaces were irredeemable pr*cks, and the heels looked like goobers.
Throw The Revival in the Shinsuke Nakamura pile. They're cooked.