6. Hulkster Burgers
Supposing you decided to get the Hulk Hogan Ultimate Grill, you need something to put on it, right? So why not Hulk Hogan's own line of Hulkster Burgers? Well, for one thing, because these aren't meant to be grilled. Rather, this Walmart-exclusive line of hamburgers, cheeseburgers, and even chicken sandwiches are all meant to be microwaved. Sure, maybe you could grill them; after all, if you didn't like to live dangerously, you probably wouldn't be buying these at all in the first place. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiksF6YfZqI At this point, you almost start to feel sorry for the six time WWE World Heavyweight Champion, six time WCW World Heavyweight Champion, two time reality TV show star, and star of 20-something odd movies, television shows, and video games, and WWE Hall of Famer. He just seems so desperate to make something work.