8. Jessie Godderz Thinks Awesome Kong Wants A Kiss
As Jessie Godderz prepares to face off against Awesome Kong in the second inter-gender match of the night, he grabs the mic and declares that Kong doesn't really want to wrestle him, but she just wants to touch his body, or better yet, get a kiss from him. Godderz seems pretty game for it, checking his breath, closing his eyes and puckering his lips, but of course, after considering it for a few seconds, Kong decides to rock his jaw with a punch, starting the match. If there was ever a way to transform the monster heel that is Kong into a topline face, punching Jessie Godderz is definitely it. Classic.
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