25 Most Memorable Wrestling Promos Of All-Time

13. Math 101 With Scott Steiner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC3TR5rzI Scott Steiner has been known to say some absurd things on the mic, but his entire career of promos cannot top this gem leading up to TNA's Sacrifice pay-per-view in 2008. The match was scheduled to be Samoa Joe defending the TNA World Title in a Triple Threat against Steiner and Kurt Angle, and although an injury would mean Angle would be replaced in the match by Frankie Kazarian, the promo was done while Angle was still involved. What followed was one of the most insane ramblings ever put on tape and disguised as a wrestling promo. Steiner would discuss everyone's chances of winning the match at Sacrifice. Words can't even do this one justice if you've never heard it. He went on and on about how his chances of winning were higher because he was a "genetic freak" and how Angle knew this to be a fact so he wasn't even going to bother trying to win. This skewed everyone's numbers until Steiner ended up by proclaiming that he had a "141 and two-thirds" percent chance of winning the match. When you were done watching it, you wondered if you were actually viewing a Saturday Night Live sketch about a wrestling promo instead of an actual, honest-to-goodness promo itself. Just sheer, non-stop hilarity.