4 Ups & 6 Downs From WWE Hall Of Fame 2018

4. He's Bald And Has A Beard, But...

Triple H Hall of Fame 2018
WWE

Without being too disrespectful, Hillbilly Jim and Ivory would struggle to draw tickets at a local wrestling convention in a school gym, so fans were understandably bored utterly sh*tless after listening to the pair for the better part of 90 minutes. With Kid Rock inexplicably next on the agenda, what the event needed at this point was some star power. Someone to shatter the tedium.

Rumours suggested the country-music songster would be inducted by an icon of the Attitude era. Someone bald. Someone with a beard. Well, they were technically right.

It was Triple H. In the context of the last two inductees, his introductory oratory had all the guile of Dusty Rhodes. But he's not Stone Cold Steve Austin is he?

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.