5 Match Star Ratings For WWE Royal Rumble 2023

3. Bianca Belair Vs. Alexa Bliss - SmackDown Women's Title Match

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It's not often that work dread (or as the yanks call it, the "Sunday Scaries") factors into this job, but Christ almighty, how do you get 200 words out of Bianca Belair Vs. Alexa Bliss, a match contested for the WWE SmackDown Women's title at the Royal Rumble Premium Live Event (sponsored by Mountain Dew Pitch Black - Do The Dew!), which, as you know, is the first step on the Road to WrestleMania?

That's a start.

Wrestled at middling quality to a near-silent backdrop - which the immense scale of the backdrop brought into focus - it felt nothing like a title match. The action was fine at best, until the hesitant choreography crept in as often happens between these two performers, but it is easier to state what this match wasn't than what it was (a nothing match).

It wasn't intense. It wasn't state-of-the-art, nor was it a timeless throwback to a classic style. It wasn't dramatic. It wasn't heated. It wasn't creative. It wasn't believable, nor was it so thrilling that you forgave its exaggerated action. It wasn't so-bad-it's-good. It wasn't good. In-house WWE wrestling occurred in the regulation order in accordance with what WWE "logically" prescribes. It ended on an anticlimactic note, after which Uncle Howdy appeared onscreen and said his usual b*llocks.

He had no-sold a dive from several feet in the year, surrounded by fire, in the previous match.

But PWG bad!

Star Rating: ★½

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