5 Most Bizarre Love Triangles In WWE History

1. Perry Saturn/Terri Runnels/Moppy

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Anytime there's a love triangle that only involves two actual human beings, it's most certainly going to appear on a list like this one.

A kayfabe beating at the hands of the APA caused Perry Saturn's character to suffer head trauma. The injury resulted in the delusional grappler falling in love with an inanimate mop, which he affectionately referred to as 'Moppy.'

His on-screen girlfriend, Terri Runnels, became jealous of the seemingly seductive cleaning device. As a result, Saturn was forced to choose between Runnels and Moppy. In typical WWE fashion, he went with the mop. Sadly, a dejected Runnels would team up with Raven and put poor Moppy in a woodchipper.

Despite the obvious absurdity of it all, the angle actually got over with fans and was arguably the high point of Saturn's WWE run.

Moppy may no longer be with us, but his (or her?) legacy lives on as a part of the most bizarre love triangle WWE has ever created.

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From 1999-2003 Jacques performed on the Florida independent pro wrestling circuit. He also has an amateur wrestling background and currently holds a certification in Krav Maga. Jacques graduated from the University of Central Florida in 2003, with a bachelor's degree in Political Science. He currently resides in Chicago, Illinois. Follow him on twitter @goodeals79.