5 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (Aug 11)
2. FIRST!
Is WWE an incredibly lucrative international monolith, the undisputed leader in its field - or a total geeking desperate to mark themselves as being the first to comment on a recently-uploaded YouTube video?
The company is promoting the SummerSlam Brock Lesnar Vs. Samoa Joe Vs. Braun Strowman Vs. Roman Reigns headliner as the "FIRST TIME EVER!" the Universal Championship is set to be defended in a Fatal 4-Way match. A Fatal 4-Way bout has taken place for the title, when relinquished by Finn Bálor, on the August 22 RAW - but the pedantic difference is that that match was held under elimination rules, and since it was held to determine a brand new champion, there was nothing to strictly "defend". So what's happening here is that Vince McMahon, in a desperate attempt to shill tickets, is performing the saddest, most babyish of mental gymnastics. Even by his standards, it's astonishing hyperbole.
It's also pointless. Is it even that impressive? If the buy rate for 2010's Fatal 4-Way - a measly 143,000 - is any indication, few people actually care about the idea of a Fatal 4-Way match, only the talent involved in it.
The dismal profits generated recently must have compelled McMahon to enter full carny mode.