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4. So We're Feuding With Tama Tonga...

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So Tama Tonga is feuding with WhatCulture. Right. Who pissed him off?

It appears Simon Miller did (!) in a video entitled 'Why The Bullet Club Is No More', in which he shot hard on Tonga by...referring to him as a legend.

You've got to laugh at the absolute halfwits on Twitter who Stanned Tonga with their "Simon Miller is the only good one left at WhatCulture" hot takes, having not realised that Simon Miller himself, a lovely beacon of positivity, was actually positive towards Tonga, who appears to have misinterpreted the sentiments of the video.

"Get 'em Tonga! Get Simon Miller! WhatCulture is trash now, the only good one left is Simon Miller."

What?

What a bunch of gibbering morons. Those aren't his words, but mine. Miller loves you all.

Tonga has since challenged us to a match of sorts at the WrestleMania Weekend block party he is using our brand to promote - but it's dead, apparently? - and we are, admittedly, quite terrified of this prospect. But that's only because his dad is Haku.

There are actually, genuinely, two trained pro wrestlers in our midst here at WhatCulture dot com, which is just as well: if this thing's gonna result in a tag team match, there's a far higher chance of it being any good!

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Michael Sidgwick is an editor, writer and podcaster for WhatCulture Wrestling. With over seven years of experience in wrestling analysis, Michael was published in the influential institution that was Power Slam magazine, and specialises in providing insights into All Elite Wrestling - so much so that he wrote a book about the subject. You can order Becoming All Elite: The Rise Of AEW on Amazon. Possessing a deep knowledge also of WWE, WCW, ECW and New Japan Pro Wrestling, Michael’s work has been publicly praised by former AEW World Champions Kenny Omega and MJF, and surefire Undisputed WWE Universal Champion Cody Rhodes. When he isn’t putting your finger on why things are the way they are in the endlessly fascinating world of professional wrestling, Michael wraps his own around a hand grinder to explore the world of specialty coffee. Follow Michael on X (formerly known as Twitter) @MSidgwick for more!