5 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (Jan 4)
1. The Banter Era Continues
Inspired by mad scientist Joey Janela, the "banter match" is a new and quite wonderful development in the world of professional wrestling.
Exhuming stars from yesteryear with dormant potential for twilight swansongs, or simply pitting two performers who absolutely shouldn't be sharing the same ring, said trend has reached a superb zenith with Absolutely Intense Wrestling's announcement of Scott Steiner Vs. Swoggle over WrestleMania Weekend.
Both performers share just one thing in common - both were pointed to and laughed at by Triple H on WWE television - and, accordingly, this horrific mismatch is going to be awesome. Steiner is a legendary performer - a neon-clad nutcase who throws poor b*stards to their doom, he is arguably the idealised performer - and Swoggle is a pesky little sh*t who is going to taunt him before eating some gruesome Germans. A black comedy masterpiece beckons on April 4, especially if Big Poppa Pump makes Swoggle atone for years of comedy dross by spiking him with the Steiner Screwdriver.
Perhaps WWE could take inspiration from this, and book something absolutely f*cking nuts - like a title match without a sequel, or Universal Title match featuring two wrestlers the fans actually like.